Snobby people always say things like “the book was better” and “I liked their first album” as a way to sound more interesting. In recognition of that idea, here’s an idea my friend Jarrod and I have for a t-shirt (if it was the early 2000’s, it would be black with white text on it):
This isn’t the Weezer song I picked.
Hip band, wrong song. Probably anything not off the Blue Album or Pinkerton—the consensus pick for their best album—ironically not their first.
Where are you picking this song from? A jukebox at a dive bar?
I suppose it could be more clearly written in the post. Let’s call it reader’s choice (but yes, the correct answer is a jukebox in a dive bar).