I was recently watching The Simpsons on Simpsons World and I saw the episode about prohibition called Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment. In this episode of The Simpsons, the beer manufacturer, Duff, has to stay in business during probation. They do this by offering a product called Duff Zero. As a Duff spokesperson says, “We’re not worried. Our customers buy Duff for its robust taste, not its alcoholic content. I predict our alcohol-free Duff Zero will sell even better than its previous brand.” They immediately go out of business…
Category: Names
Naming a Place for Framing
Names of framing stores (places to get pictures framed) seem so easy to make up, there is just a certain pattern to them. Here’s a short list of ones I bet exist somewhere: Picture This! Frame It! Picture Perfect! Hang It Up! Quality Frames Discount Frames The Hall of Frame (I thought I made this… Continue reading Naming a Place for Framing
I Named My Bike
Sometimes my sense of humor can be rather, well, senseless. Of course, when I say “sometimes,” I mean a lot of the time. It’s only sometimes that I say these senseless things out loud and normally only to people who I feel can handle them (whatever that means). These ideas can often get stuck in… Continue reading I Named My Bike