Check out this bike scene: I walked by this little disaster the other day. What I can gather is that a car hopped a curb, smashed into a “No Stopping” sign, and managed to crush a bike with said “No Stopping” sign. What a terrible coincidence that a thin little pole could fall in exactly the right… Continue reading Tough Luck
Category: Photos
Gabe Kapler’s Lottery
There was a time when I used to take photos of everything and everyone. My graduation present from high school was a digital camera, back when a 4MP point-and-shoot cost $400, and I took pictures constantly. I keep meaning to get back into taking more photos, but I just can’t seem to motivate myself. Someday.… Continue reading Gabe Kapler’s Lottery
Two-Party System
I tried making this into an album cover for an imaginary [punk] band, but I hated all my ideas. Instead, here’s a photo I’m just calling, Two-Party System: Any ideas for band and/or album names for this? Let’s see them in the comments. Maybe I’ll do something fun if I get enough ideas.
I’m Voting Republigum!
I bought this from a candy store, called Sugar Heaven, a couple of months ago: A little too good to believe. Obviously, what attracted me to this was that it’s gum that has, “Vote Republican,” printed on the front. The amazing thing is that the name of the gum is actually, “BONUS!” printed in an… Continue reading I’m Voting Republigum!
Hands only, pal!
From a Starbucks bathroom (at Boston University): “HAND SINK ONLY,” an unnecessary sign if I’ve ever seen one. All this is doing is giving people ideas. No one who is already intent on washing, I dunno, their feet in this bathroom isn’t going to just because of this silly sign. Why am I assuming feet? Good question but… Continue reading Hands only, pal!
The End
Here is the first user submitted photo for me to mock, sent in by Laura Miner: Beanie Babies were a strange fad. I think any fad that is meant for children but perpetuated more by adults is weird. Beanie Babies were going to be worth something someday! You couldn’t clip off the tags, play with… Continue reading The End
Is Going to the Gym Bad for Your Health?
I saw this alarming ad on the bus the other day: I was frightened. I read that sign as “And you thought two hours at the gym was good for your heart.” Emphasis on the “thought.” I guess what they meant to say was “And you thought two hours at the gym was good for… Continue reading Is Going to the Gym Bad for Your Health?