Here is the first user submitted photo for me to mock, sent in by Laura Miner: Beanie Babies were a strange fad. I think any fad that is meant for children but perpetuated more by adults is weird. Beanie Babies were going to be worth something someday! You couldn’t clip off the tags, play with… Continue reading The End
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Is Going to the Gym Bad for Your Health?
I saw this alarming ad on the bus the other day: I was frightened. I read that sign as “And you thought two hours at the gym was good for your heart.” Emphasis on the “thought.” I guess what they meant to say was “And you thought two hours at the gym was good for… Continue reading Is Going to the Gym Bad for Your Health?
Fountains of Fun: Hollywood
I appreciate the ridiculous in life. The less sense something makes, the weirder it is, the sillier, the more I’m enamored by it. An under-appreciated type of art in this regard are fountains. Sure, a lot of normal looking fountains exist but a lot of weird ones do too, and strange-looking fountains can be very… Continue reading Fountains of Fun: Hollywood
I’m Getting Mixed Signals
Classic case of being overly clever: Okay, so you knew you would be selling new clothes. You knew there was a term for old/used clothes. Then you went with the term for old/used clothes to describe your store that sells new clothes? Alright, I get it, you’re trying to be clever, or something. I take… Continue reading I’m Getting Mixed Signals
The Ice Cream That Couldn’t Get Any Love
There is a delightful little ice cream stand in upstate New York called Country Cream (known locally as “The Penguin”). They sell some food too but that’s not really important right now. They have (what I’m told is) a rare machine—though I don’t remember the full story behind it—that can take a block of regular… Continue reading The Ice Cream That Couldn’t Get Any Love
An Axiom of My Life
Maybe it’s my passion for word association that makes me read this in a way that says “take pictures of things and mock them” or “take pictures that make a mockery of things” but I really love this sign. It was also hung up in an old silverware factory, which makes it sort of stranger.… Continue reading An Axiom of My Life
Naming a Place for Framing
Names of framing stores (places to get pictures framed) seem so easy to make up, there is just a certain pattern to them. Here’s a short list of ones I bet exist somewhere: Picture This! Frame It! Picture Perfect! Hang It Up! Quality Frames Discount Frames The Hall of Frame (I thought I made this… Continue reading Naming a Place for Framing