My latest idea for a t-shirt (with a little help from my friend Jarrod). It just says:
I’ve spent a million dollars on beer.
Great for bars, parties, or letting the sad truth out. I haven’t actually been alive long enough to have made enough money for the t-shirt to be true (or, conversely, made money fast enough).
The sentence alone is also available the next time someone is being annoying about how much each person spent on the bill at a restaurant.
