This is supposed to be space adventures? The only slightly spacey looking thing here is that very starfish-looking star. It’s like they wanted to make an underwater themed pack but realized it was already Goldfish. The least they could do is throw some rockets and shooting stars in there.
Author: Matt Aromando
Stand-up, improv, and sketch comedian.
Save the Haddock
I’ll admit it, you got me good Legal Sea Foods. I snapped this picture of an ad on the subway this morning: I don’t like it when corporate America screws people over, but what I do like is when I see ads that are most certainly a big middle finger towards something. I also like… Continue reading Save the Haddock
Pop-Tarts
I went on a little YouTube bender the other day (thanks in part to my friend Christy) and watched a bunch of retro TV commercials. A couple things surprised me, including the fact that both Pop-Tarts and Taco Bell have been around since the 70’s. I’m sorry if that makes you feel old but it’s… Continue reading Pop-Tarts
Bad Slogans: Boston
New feature of the site, slogans that aren’t very good, a.k.a. bad slogans. Here’s the first one, it’s about Boston, the city I adore more than any other.
Dismantling a Pizza Zax
Before I started this blog I never realized how much I thought about pizza, but here I am critiquing a pizza box. So, the other night my friends and I ordered pizza from our usual place, Inbound Pizza. They have a generic looking pizza box that I’ve seen at other places before: I have several issues… Continue reading Dismantling a Pizza Zax
Why I Watch Pro-wrestling
Yes, I watch professional wrestling. And I agree, it’s probably not something you would expect from the skinny, 26-year old, web developer who listens to Modest Mouse and writes his own blog. I too think it’s weird that I still watch professional wrestling, so I feel compelled to write exactly why. I used to watch… Continue reading Why I Watch Pro-wrestling
I Named My Bike
Sometimes my sense of humor can be rather, well, senseless. Of course, when I say “sometimes,” I mean a lot of the time. It’s only sometimes that I say these senseless things out loud and normally only to people who I feel can handle them (whatever that means). These ideas can often get stuck in… Continue reading I Named My Bike