I’m a bit of a fiend when it comes to social networking. Without any real need, I pretty much sign up for every site there is. First I had to have Facebook and MySpace accounts and from there it all snowballed: Last.fm, Twitter, WordPress, Blogger, Google+… All the nonsense I could get my hands on.… Continue reading Tumblr
Author: Matt Aromando
Stand-up, improv, and sketch comedian.
Anchorpomorphic
I won’t deny the fact that my “art” is extremely silly. Anyways, I’ve been thinking about the idea of anthropomorphic objects a lot lately:
Rangtang
I was a the bar the other day, drinking a beer, and looking at the various vodkas with Laura Miner. She noticed that, strangely, both Belvedere and Grey Goose had similar bottles—frosted glass with an image on the back-inside. We wondered who was copying who, so I decided to look them up on Wikipedia. Belvedere… Continue reading Rangtang
One Year In (Stand-up Comedy)
Today marks my 1-year anniversary of being a stand-up comedian. Not that I needed it, but Facebook even helped remind me by posting an “On This Day In 2010” status for me. It was in Worcester at the now defunct Orlando’s Comedy Jam. I was there to record Ryan Staples‘ set so he could submit… Continue reading One Year In (Stand-up Comedy)
Words That Lose Friends
I’m an avid player of Words with Friends, a Scrabble-like game for smartphones and Facebook. The trick to the game is not really having a big vocabulary, but more so to have absolute understanding of all the world’s short and somewhat cheap words (I’m looking at you, “qi.”) Recently I stumbled across the word “za,”… Continue reading Words That Lose Friends
Morning, Sam!
If you’re reading this blog, you probably know my name isn’t “Sam.” (legally, it isn’t “Matt” either, but whatever) You may also know, but it’s not as apparent, that my day job is in Boston’s Financial District. Well this morning on my way to work I walked by a man in a suit. He didn’t… Continue reading Morning, Sam!
Unorthodox Lobster Hunting
Typically a lobster is caught in a trap, then thrown into a pot of boiling water, simultaneously cooking and killing it. Well my dinner the other night was apparently in trouble with the mafia, taken out execution style with a bullet to the back of the head: