Tag: months

Half-Birthdays

Today is my half-birthday (and it’s not to late to buy me 50% of a gift on Groupon). Half-birthdays are, of course, 6-months away from someone’s real birthday. They’ve always fascinated me (so much so that I had to search my old posts to make sure I haven’t talked about them extensively yet)…

Monthly Mottos: August

August? More like Ugh-ust. (Which I’m pretty sure could be the motto on its own.) Honestly, without context, August is a solid month. It has nice weather which in turn brings beach and vacation potential. The problem is that the idea of August reminds me that summer is almost over. After a mere thirty-one more… Continue reading Monthly Mottos: August

Monthly Mottos: February

February comes and goes so fast, I’d better get this motto out before I forget: “February, look how short it is!” February is a seriously silly month. It’s ridiculous, 28 days most years and 29 every four. What is that? It’s a giant rounding error for how long it takes the Earth to move. And… Continue reading Monthly Mottos: February

Monthly Mottos: November

Winter is basically here in November. After a summer of being outdoors, it’s the beginning of indoor season. What does that mean? More germs and stuff. That’s why colds are associated with cold weather. Germs cause colds, germs love it inside closed doors with uncirculated air. Anyways, a slightly less cheery motto than October’s but… Continue reading Monthly Mottos: November