I say a lot of weird things, I hear a lot of weird things, but sometimes I just hear something that does not compute. Case in point, I was out late with a couple of people the other night and they wanted to stop into McDonald’s. The craving was over McFlurries, McDonald’s soft-serve ice cream mixed with candy.
Category: Dumb Things
Sad Froot Loops
I find cereal fascinating. What magnifies my fascination with cereal is the fact that I don’t even eat cereal anymore! Socially, the way we treat cereal says so much about the world. Adult-oriented cereal is on the top shelves at a grocery store, putting it at eye level for adults. Kid-oriented cereal is in the… Continue reading Sad Froot Loops
I hope this is hyperbole.
My latest idea for a t-shirt. It just says…
A kidnapping joke
When I write for my stand-up act, jokes or bits or whatever, it usually starts with a weird idea popping into my head or starts with me seeing or doing something I’d like to poke fun at. I don’t often sit down to write jokes. I’ll sit down to finish ideas and work on them… Continue reading A kidnapping joke
What did you say? Nevermind.
I love messing with the lyrics of songs like a poor man’s Weird Al (or like a regular man’s Homer Simpson). It took me forever to find the song that inspired me to write this post. It’s a song I generally only hear in bars/clubs and I rarely know what names of those songs are… Continue reading What did you say? Nevermind.
Prop Rat
This past week I found out that I have to move in August. The apartment I’ve lived in for 3 years has been sold. I’m already stressing about the idea of fitting everything I own into a truck. This is because I own a lot of crap. For example, I own a box of this:… Continue reading Prop Rat
The Island of Misfit Costumes
It’s the last 10 days before Halloween night and I’ve thought a lot about costumes. My usual choice is something weird or otherwise confusing. For example, a couple of years ago I dressed up as Slutty French Fries (pictured), a play on the idea that the cliché girl costume is always a slutty version of… Continue reading The Island of Misfit Costumes